OK, the good points about parenthood:
1. Taking the sprog in its pushchair for a stroll on Hampstead Heath
2. Finally getting the relatives off my back... no more sideways looks and plaintive demands because we've got no kids
3. Er....can't think of any more at the moment...
And the bad points:
1. Puke and shit
2. Sleepless nights
3. Ear-splitting crying for no reason whatsoever
4. Post-natal depression
5. Poverty
6. Severely curtailed social life
7. The risk of creating an ASBO-magnet troublemaker
8. It might choose to support Arsenal
Actually I better stop there, until I started this post I was beginning to come round to the idea of parenthood....
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